Monthly Archives: November 2009

Oh no, the broccoli drowned!

Something went teribubbly wrong with the fridge! The crispers filled up with water. Somehow the potatoes held their breath for hours. The carrots managed to beach themselves on top, The bok choy floated like islands on Lake Titicaca, But there … Continue reading

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Odds and ends

1. I had only been babysitting for 10 minutes when her teeth started falling out. 2. Leaf damage explains 93% of temperature seasonality. 3. 1 + 1.5 + 4 + 1.5 = 6.5 (Excellent way to impress boss.) 4. “The … Continue reading

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It’s dark in my head

It is dark in my head, At night, when I’m trying to sleep. I’m too hot. I might explode! Or implode. Where is the pressure highest? Thoughts try to catch each other. They don’t wait for reason. I read. Trying … Continue reading

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Le weekend.

Attempts to interpret convoluted hypotheses, and about 1.78km of red pen. Consideration of what the plot would have been. A sun-baking monitor watching fireman train. A lawn mower with a combination code. An unexpected knowledge of oysters. A missed party. … Continue reading

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