Naming the elephant

(with reference and apologies to A.A.Milne)

What shall I call,

This great lump of an elephant?

His ears are so big,

That his tail is irrelevant.

Sometimes I call him Terrible Will,

Because he’s very hard to sell.

And sometimes I call him Terrible Billy,

Because at six o’clock he gets pretty silly.

But I think I shall call him William,

‘Cause I am so fond of him, um…

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