(with reference and apologies to A.A.Milne)
What shall I call,
This great lump of an elephant?
His ears are so big,
That his tail is irrelevant.
Sometimes I call him Terrible Will,
Because he’s very hard to sell.
And sometimes I call him Terrible Billy,
Because at six o’clock he gets pretty silly.
But I think I shall call him William,
‘Cause I am so fond of him, um…